Summer Vacation. What can i say? I havent really gone out of state, havent really been anywhere new. But dont get me wrong, im not complaining. I've ran wild through the streets of East Brunswick going to insane parties and meeting beautiful women, going to the beach and riding narly waves, being stuck in life or death situations all the while being caught in intense love triangles...im not lieing. honestly im telling the truth...really intense.. So i got a job at Eckerd Pharmacie thanks to Sameer Siddiqi. Now, all you women out there GET THIS: I have the power to give you discounts on essential products like tampons or even vagasil. Yes, Eckerd..Ali Habib's first real job. But this summer I have truly realized that I am indeed that insomniac loser who stays up all night watching Seinfeld re-runs or the OC. But I mean it could be worse, I could be into crazy drugs and drinking booze or be in a hardcore street gang. So I think what im doing is a positive. Although, I was told to look into colleges and write all these essays and applications. Maybe ill start doing that next week...cough, yea, next week.....So life is moving on and on, soon we'll all be gone. oh yea, IM GOING TO WARPED TOUR TO SEE MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK, MXPX, AND THE OFFSPRING.
Maybe you would understand my summer better if I showed you some completely random pictures of my life....
Surfss up

it rained like a bitch 2 seconds later.
Yes Chris, get dry...

Please dont hurt me

I was told to always keep my eyes on the road while driving

Yes ladies and gentlemen that is a real cocaroach and Dave Mayer is licking it.

He's also on a poga stick.. pay close attention to his firm buttocks.

I cant' really make coffee.

Aw, shes such a cutie cute cute.

But dont fuck with her.

He's on a mini bike

Lesbians going at it:

Sister and cousin at Shanawaz

Other sister on the teacups.

Everyone in this picture is not strait

I swear to you I will wear this shirt to a public event

Happy birthday WHO DO YOU LIKE BETTER ME OR YOU?

Happy birthday maam

Weezer Tickets

Warped Tour tickets

OMG ITS PRESIDENT BUSH, ITS REALLY HIM

I like to ride animals, he likes to recieve oral sex from them. We both like it in public. This picture had to be taken.

yea i really didnt take this picture.

But one day me and my wife will make sweet love in that hut..
im done.
WARPED TOUR BABY YEA.
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